Posts tagged Funny
Only in FL
Nov 17th
Sometimes I get discourage in watching or reading news, nowadays because most of the time it is heart breaking and sometimes it just makes me paranoid . But there are also news that made you laugh just because sometimes it’s sounds so silly and sometimes the criminal sound so stupid. Okay crimes are not funny but have you heard what happened in Florida? The police are looking for a bank robber who rob the TD bank in Tamarac last Monday morning. It was reported that they are looking for a guy who was wearing a yellow and striped Polo-style shirt, who is wearing a gold watch and sunglasses and has a NOTABLY SERIOUS CASE OF HALITOSIS! I mean come on! Am I the only one who found this funny? the guy do really need to go to jail coz he rob the bank and that is serious case but I am wondering since these are only the stuff to look for suspects, I am wondering how many people who has a bad breath will be called on a line up and I am wondering on how distinct this guy’s breath that will lead them to his arrest. I wish I can see this on bell tv when they finally catch the Bad Breath Robber.
Stupid
Mar 10th
A 51 woman who used to be a bookkeeper embezzled $9.9 Million from the company she worked in San Marcos was arrested in Vista California . This woman who was responsible for the layoffs of her company bought 400 pair of shoes as if she was Imelda Marcos!
According to the investigator in the news that
She spent at least $240,000 on 400 pairs of shoes, $300,000 on designer clothing and 160 purses valued at $2,000 each, investigators allege. She also remodeled a bedroom into a closet with the chandelier and a 32-inch TV.
Now she has to say goodbye to her shoes for a while coz she is detained at the San Diego County jail in lieu of $10 million bail. Huh Good-luck with that!