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Only in FL

wtad — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:03:23 +0000

Sometimes I get discourage in watching or reading news, nowadays because most of the time it is heart breaking and sometimes it just makes me paranoid . But there are also news that made you laugh just because sometimes it’s sounds so silly and sometimes the criminal sound so stupid. Okay crimes are not funny but have you heard what happened in Florida? The police are looking for a bank robber who rob the TD bank in Tamarac last Monday morning. It was reported that they are looking for a guy who was wearing a yellow and striped Polo-style shirt, who is wearing a gold watch and sunglasses and has a NOTABLY SERIOUS CASE OF HALITOSIS! I mean come on! Am I the only one who found this funny? the guy do really need to go to jail coz he rob the bank and that is serious case but I am wondering since these are only the stuff to look for suspects, I am wondering how many people who has a bad breath will be called on a line up and I am wondering on how distinct this guy’s breath that will lead them to his arrest. I wish I can see this on bell tv when they finally catch the Bad Breath Robber.

Stupid

wtad — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:51:31 +0000

A 51 woman who used to be a bookkeeper embezzled $9.9 Million from the company she worked in San Marcos was arrested in Vista California . This woman who was responsible for the layoffs of her company bought 400 pair of shoes as if she was Imelda Marcos!
According to the investigator in the news that

She spent at least $240,000 on 400 pairs of shoes, $300,000 on designer clothing and 160 purses valued at $2,000 each, investigators allege. She also remodeled a bedroom into a closet with the chandelier and a 32-inch TV.

Now she has to say goodbye to her shoes for a while coz she is detained at the San Diego County jail in lieu of $10 million bail. Huh Good-luck with that!

For Klondike

wtad — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:34:02 +0000

A guy in Florida was arrested for shoplifting a Klondike bar, Famous Amos Cookies and packages of Ramen noodles in a convenience store. The funny thing was, the owner of the store confronted the shoplifter and the shoplifter told him that he will pay the owner $69 for a Klondike as long as he won’t turn him in!

Crazy! He has money in his pocket then why did he do it? I don’t think all those cost $69 . Anyway the cops arrested the sorry bum and was charged with retail shoplifting and violation of parole! I wonder if he even took a bite off the Klondike bar!

No Dentist Needed

wtad — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:59:44 +0000

What a jaw-clinching news.. A British Gulf War Veteran pulled his 13 teeth with pliers when there’s no dentist who accepts his insurance from the government.

He stated in the news that he had been trying to get in at least 30 dentist in the last 30 years but no one would take in a government insured patients.

So he took the action of pulling them out. He only have two teeth left in the top row of his mouth. Why would the government hand out insurance if there’s no dentist in their place would take them?

Chin Up

wtad — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:39:41 +0000

Men beware, studies shown that Women that has big/large/strong chins are likely to cheat on you guys! They said that these women are more sexually active than those with smaller or softer ones.

They said that it is often caused by a high level of the male growth hormone testosterone which are present in all women in various amounts and the hormone also increases sexual assertiveness in women, a more common attribute of males.

Hmmn, I wonder how many Strong chinned women they tested.

Waiting in Line

wtad — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:32:31 +0000

There are criminals that are rude and there are also the patient ones like this Ohio guy who patiently waits in line before robbing the bank.

He patiently wait until his turn and when the teller asked him to take his mask off so he can serve him , he then pulled out a toy gun and ordered the teller to gave him the money.

The patient robber was arrested after a brief car chase.

Know it All

wtad — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:12:45 +0000

Doctors like to play God and Scientist? Well… they claim that they KNOW IT ALL ! with reports that are stupid in some people like Carbohydrates are as addictive as Cigarettes sounds stupid! Man, we don’t need a Scientist to tell us what is addictive or not because everything in this world is addictive! Chocolates are addictive, Alcohol is addictive, Games are addictive even sucking your thumb is addictive that you won’t believed how many people cannot stop themselves by sucking their thumbs!

I am wondering if they consumed their time + our money, analyzing for some stupid reports that even average people like us already knew!

Sing It

wtad — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:36:58 +0000

Passengers whose flight is delayed are never to be bored again in Houston’s Bush Intercontinental Airport. You can let your inner singer get out near past the security checkpoint. There’s a small stage, a karaoke machine , a cowboy boots stocking and there is also a team of airport employees who are dressed like Elves to give you that Holiday feeling so you do’t have to whine about the delayed flight this holiday. I wonder if the other airports will start serving people with entertainment like this to calm people down…

Touchy

wtad — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:28:10 +0000

Like I said, the world is not enough .. there’s too many crazy people everywhere! Like this guy in San Antonio Texas, the suspect approached the cashier of a Fast-Food Chain and demanded to give him money. The cashier laughed at him and gave him his piece of mind telling the robber “TO GET A JOB if he wants $$”. Ha! ha!

The robber quickly defended his ego and pulled out a box cutter & ordered the cashier again to give him the money ..this time I’m guessing that the cashier didn’t laughed anymore…But the cashier told the robber that he has no money.

So the ridiculed robber fled but apparently caught by the police who responded the call… I’m guessing they caught him walking with a sad face and a box cutter on his hand!..Like I said this world is just not enough…

Craving Doughnuts

wtad — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:43:25 +0000

There’s nothing more weird that hearing a man arrested because he showed in a doughnut shop drive-through with no pants on! The worker noted on his plate number and probably called the cops.

The man pleaded guilty to public lewdness, admitting that he exposed himself and sentenced to 3 year probation. I like to think that maybe he was on a hurry that’s why he forgot to put his pants… otherwise…I don’t want to know his intentions to the doughnuts while driving commando…