Posts tagged Funny
For Klondike
Mar 9th
A guy in Florida was arrested for shoplifting a Klondike bar, Famous Amos Cookies and packages of Ramen noodles in a convenience store. The funny thing was, the owner of the store confronted the shoplifter and the shoplifter told him that he will pay the owner $69 for a Klondike as long as he won’t turn him in!
Crazy! He has money in his pocket then why did he do it? I don’t think all those cost $69 . Anyway the cops arrested the sorry bum and was charged with retail shoplifting and violation of parole! I wonder if he even took a bite off the Klondike bar!
No Dentist Needed
Feb 6th
What a jaw-clinching news.. A British Gulf War Veteran pulled his 13 teeth with pliers when there’s no dentist who accepts his insurance from the government.
He stated in the news that he had been trying to get in at least 30 dentist in the last 30 years but no one would take in a government insured patients.
So he took the action of pulling them out. He only have two teeth left in the top row of his mouth. Why would the government hand out insurance if there’s no dentist in their place would take them?